Best Comic Description EVAR

From Marvel's Website:

X-MEN: FIRST CLASS # 6
The Story: "Hey Cyclops, you seen my powers anywhere?"
"Naw."
"Ay-ay, where my wings go at?"
"Dag, I'm all havin' to lift up my coffee with my HANDS, yo."
"Dang. We cold done lost our powerz."

WATCH THIS NOW!!! Slapsgiving

This is Marshall's Slapsgiving song, "You just got slapped." It's fan-freaking-tastic.

Word.

Watch this Now - YouTube

This is Derrick Comedy. If you haven't watched them, do it now! Funny funny stuff. I know it's complete toilet humor, but you know what, it goes on just long enough to not be un-funny.

Word!

Krause, I hardly knew her!

ABC, the first network to do so since the strike began, has picked up a half season show for the whole shebang. Than show is Dirty Sexy Money, and if you're not watching it, you suck.

I usually hate shows about people with money and problems, but the cast in this one is so damn good that it doesn't matter. The money is just a plot device, and isn't the focus of the show.

I'll watch Peter Krause read the paper, so it's pretty nice he can be on TV and such. Especially now that he's on network, not HBO (Which I don't get).

"Over my dead body will Colbert's name be on the ballot."

It looks like mock pundit Stephen Colbert may hit a roadblock. The good folks over at CNN, a 'right thinking' news source, have posted a story describing what problems "Mr. America" will face in running for office in South Carolina.

In the article, it states that Colbert is planning on running as a Democrat in the state, simply because they charge less to run. It costs $2,500 to run for the Democrat Primary in SC, as opposed to $35,00 for the GOP.

But the money isn't the only problem. Colbert doesn't seem to be what the South Carolina Democratic committee deems "nationally viable," which simply means he isn't campaigning anywhere else.

Read more about it here, and make sure that you go and support the Colbert Nation!

"Stephen Colbert, the right choice for your future."